TWO NEW PUBLIC TOILETTES IN LOURMARIN: UN GRAND SOULAGEMENT
It’s August and, as tourist season moves into full throttle in little Lourmarin—crowds bulging at the seams by mid-morning in the Friday market and bonnes tables harder and harder to snag—it’s good to know there is relief in one area. Lourmarin has some new public bathrooms and, all snickering aside, this is un grand soulagement! (That is, a big relief!)
You may have seen this type of toilet in larger cities (in France and elsewhere) and in public places (the Aix-en-Provence TGV station, for example) where they look like something plucked out of the Jetson’s version of the space-age. These pod-style toilets were, at least to me, rather intimidating at first glance.It had been our experience that these are often out-of-order, as indicated by “hors service” but, in Lourmarin, they seem to be regularly open. If it is not occupied, as indicated by “libre” or a green color near the door handle, open the door and go in. When finished, open the door and go out. (If you haven’t opened the door in 15 minutes, typically, the door will automatically open although I did not test this feature out in the Lourmarin toilets). Once you close the door on your way out (or, in other places, once it automatically closes) the inside is sprayed with a disinfectant.
So, do make sure that once you open the door to leave the bathroom, you do vacate the facility. A friend of mine, who used the aforementioned facility in the Aix-en-Provence TGV station, told me that, having finished her business, she opened the door and started to leave, realized she had something else to do, and closed the door which prompted the disinfecting process to begin, completely soaking her! (This was not Lourmarin, but I would be mindful not to open the door until you are ready to leave!)
The Lourmarin toilets were very clean, were equipped with toilet paper and soap, functioned perfectly, and, again are free of charge (unlike these facilities in other cities and public places).
As long as we are on the subject of toilets and because I have discovered that, snickers notwithstanding, most people have a modicum of interest in porcelain bowls and many people are so unfamiliar with the range of possibilities in this category, they find themselves unprepared to use some of the toilets they encounter in France. I will take this opportunity to review them or refresh your memory, as the case may be.
First, the salle de bains (French for “bathroom”) usually refers to the bathroom in someone’s home and, in any case, does not necessarily have a toilet in it. Look for Toilettes or W.C. (“Water Closet”).
The typical squat toilet |
Fifth, “squat” toilets (a.k.a. “Turkish toilets”) are still occasionally found in public facilities, bars, and cafés. These are essentially a large porcelain basin with a hole near the center and two shoe-shaped platforms on either side for your feet. Carefully place each foot in its designated position, squat, and go. Sometimes, there’s something to hang on to, in order to maintain your balance. When you flush, make sure that you are as far away as possible because these toilets are notorious for a wide swath of spray. Although intimidating at first, they are not as difficult as they appear and are, arguably, more sanitary.Sixth, regarding the subject of flushing, the French have a large repertoire of mechanisms to initiate the flushing process–and these are found in a variety of places. Look on the top of the tank for something to push or to pull; above the toilet for a chain to yank; behind the toilet for a very large circular- or rectangular-shaped button to press; toward the base of the toilet for a peddle to press; on the floor for a large button to step on; or, alas, alongside the tank of the toilet, for a familiar lever to push or pull. The buttons or bars may be divided into two parts, with the smaller one devoted to flushing urine and the larger part to be used for business that requires more water.
Seventh, using the toilet may cost a little money. In nicer restaurants, especially in cities larger than Lourmarin, there may be an attendant outside the restroom door who may even hand you a towel to dry your hands and would expect a tip of around 50 cents. (A euro would make her day and isn’t it nice to make someone’s day?) In other settings, there is an obligatory fee to use the toilet, collected either by the attendant or by inserting coins in the door. (I haven’t seen this in a long time.) In fast food establishments, apparently there is a code found on your receipt that can be used to open the door to the toilet (although we have never seen this).
Finally, France is also home to some of the most attractive bathrooms with the most modern conveniences we have ever found. I hope you find some of these facilities, too.
Alongside the stairs going up to Place Henri Barthélémy |
There are two other public toilets in Lourmarin. Let’s just say that you won’t find the most attractive facilities in the public toilets near the boules courts on Boulevard du Rayol in Lourmarin, but if you are in a pinch at that end of the village, it’s good to know they are there. There are also public bathrooms alongside the stairs going up to Place Henri Barthélémy from Avenue Raoul Dautry….but, if you are there, you can probably walk a little further to try out the new toilets!
And then there’s the en plein air version…for men only. Photo by Pamela O’Neill |
Hello Susan & Towny,
For the Susan-day (11th), some words…
A good day, first… "Un grand soulagement" : famous "jeu de mots", in french… Great, this new Wine-zine !
"Tendresses",
Mumu & Pierrot
Ooooh my! My husband experienced the same soaking in the rest room at a TVA station… The chamber went completely dark inside. He was pounding on the door and shouting for us to get an attendant to unlock the door. The only visible attendants were those in the station all with backed-up lines of ticket purchasers. I, being the supportive wife that I am and our daughter stood outside the chamber door and laughed hysterically until tears were running down our faces…it still causes a fit of giggles to this day. (0:
We are just back from a month in France. I too was amazed and pleased by the bathrooms! Uniformly, modern, even sometimes elegant, clean, well designed. Even in small bistros or in more public facilities. A far cry from my memories of being there as a student in the 60's. And much nicer than 90% of the bathrooms in the US.
Susan,
A fun report on updated modern toilets: Merci bien! The immediate
past mayor of Paris, Bertrand Délanoë, had the parisian toilet
facilities updated and made them FREE OF CHARGE!
And yes, they are, often enough, 'hors service'. Can be
frustrating, especially if indicator light says 'occupé' when it is, in
fact 'hors service'! Inutile waiting results…
AND (As you point out): be sure and have your own small packet of
mouchoirs (tissues) handy as they will, often enough, come in very
'handy'!
-Henry
Hi Henry,
Thanks for the update. Should you see any interesting facilities while over in the motherland, let us know!
Antonia,
Much improved from the 70s, too, when I was first poking around France. Although, I have heard from several people this morning that my take on the "squat" toilet was far too sanitized. I guess it depends on where you are, which is true for anywhere in the world (but I hasten to add the probability of finding a decent facility drops considerably in some countries!). Thanks for your note!
Denise,
I laughed out loud with this story! Is your husband laughing yet? Thanks for sharing!
Ah Pierrot et Mumu,
I am glad you liked the play on words–headlines are sometimes hard to get just right! Glad you like the WineZine–I am hoping you will have some scoop from your domaine for me!
Bis
I am all signed up for the WineZine, and now all set for facilities knowledge next time we make it to Lourmarin! As little a thing as this seems, it is a big deal! In the words of Monty Python, "Flush away! Flush away!" (Or was that "Run away! Run away!"?)
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I must be doing something wrong as I gernerally end up with backsplash from the knees down!
I guess you're not frequenting the right places to get more practice!
This really made me chuckle! Some where along the line, the Pythons must have shouted, "Flush away! Flush away!"
And glad you are all signed up for the Provence WineZine. Tell all your friends!
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Your post gave me a chuckle because I have experienced most of those toilets while in France. The squat toilets can still be found at some of the pull offs on the expressways…new facilities but still squats. I had to explain to a friend that she must watch that the cuffs of her pants didn't dangle down. 🙂